今日去佐Dain 屋企整車 .... 去到佢屋企.....
OMG.....超級超級大......有條中央樓梯.....大廳有一個中央大燈....係好豪華...
去到佢其中一間房...一入到去....我"WOW"佐一聲.....果間房根本係一間戲院黎...
佢個projecter 係HD , project佐成差唔多100 in 的螢幕....仲要勁清果隻...
勁多speaker.....仲有8張按摩椅....WTF.........
佢就用緊黎打XBOX360...想像下用戲院螢幕打機...
我未去過一間咁豪華的屋....間屋係對住個Lake
之後佢個GARAGE有部好Classic 的波子.....
佢個garage D整車設備...非常之齊全.....
之後整完車 去佐bellevue 食Joey's (因為得Joey's 未收當)
一般啦...都唔係好好食.....佢地飲佐好多酒...
返屋企...405封佐...要屈路上520...
我跟住Dain....之後...去到條橋我drive緊70....突然dain cut右wor...
咁我望下後面跟住我D人點啦....後面有部警車閃下閃下...
我心諗...你有急車ja....讓你啦....點知原來係pull over我.......
差佬同我講" u are driving 20 mph over the speeding limit"
我講 "...i was driving 65 sth" (其實over 70)
差佬:" the speed limit on the bridge is 50 mph"
我 : " I thought it is 60...and I was following the car infront of me."
差佬 " you did not pay attention and u followed the car so close"
我: "......................"
差佬 " give me ur license"
比佐張license 佢
差佬 " u got any ticket before?"
我" yes"
差佬 " what kind of ticket"
我 " license expiration"
差佬 "be right back"
我心諗...."屌....無錢啦....又比張ticket我...........fuck!!!"
轉頭返黎
差佬 " SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN and dont follow the car too close, back to the road carefully"
咁都無ticket!!!
我當堂O佐嘴......尼個根本就係奇蹟!!!! 上帝顯靈!!!打救佐我!!!
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